Текст песни НЭП - Нет лучше средства

There is no better means when a sore throat -
Razor across his throat!
There is no better means if one has bothered -
Give him in the face!
There is no better means of blame -
Knock her brains out!
There is no better means of of free minds -
Write rod!
There is no better means of fresh food -
Give them stuhnut!
There is no better means of good hearing -
Cut off the ear!
There is no better means of Pol Pot -
Pinochet regime!
There is no better means of purification of ideas -
Shoot all poets!
There is no better means of mass publicity -
Ligachev report!
There is no better means of Krylov's fables -
Gorbachev's fables!
There is no better means of cockroaches -
Set fire to the apartment!
There is no better means of problems with housing -
All paid for outhouse!
There is no better tool if tired of living -
Jump from the balcony!
There is no better means of modernism -
Gramophone sound!
There is no better means of family happiness -
Marry old!
There is no better means of the New Year,
What to drink for old!