Текст песни Н.А.Х. Рома Фёдоров - А ну, отдай насыщенный раствор

Well, give the saturated solution,
And do not touch my measured flask!
Do not pass chlorine over acetone -
And then for the whole chemistry department you will raise the stink!

Don’t dare to look into my thermostat,
Don’t vulgarize KachAnu,
And do not touch acetate with your fingers,
And do not ask why and why.

Hide ambition:
Not BiOlukh faithful -
There are harsh traditions
Do not scream - we are all nervous

Dive under the table, or right now, dolbonet!
Hide the omega away from the fire
Don’t come - there is iodine nitrogen,
And mother, and son-in-law, and all your relatives ...

Now the laboratory assistant will notice you -
Look at him, do not break the test tube ...
And don’t twist - it's a hydrant!
And wash off your indole soon!

About ten years, probably
You would have a look at analytics
The atmosphere is bad -
You can become a paralytic ...

Do not taste the royal vodka to taste,
Do not hedgehog a tablespoon of cyanide!
And so your mustache has already burned down,
But who created a kind of hybrid?

Do not smell - this is hydrogen sulfide,
And don’t put your head in a centrifuge!
And how did it get into your mouth?
Go rinse under the water jet.

Why did you break the bottle of ether -
Already to the burner it flows like a river ...
Offset, thank God, received -
Let's shog out the window while you're alive!