Текст песни Мурзилки International - Хреново учат доктора

At a large table under the supervision of doctors
You take tests on the bone structure.
You taught a lesson really bad , do not lie :
You cut me ... half feet!
Half legs ...

You nagged me, smiling eyes.
Not enough bandages to bandage .
The smartest surgeon will repair , alas :
You cut me a piece of the head !
A piece of the head ...
A piece of the head ...

What was - is forgotten , I'm almost healthy.
Whose fault is that shitty doctors are taught here ?
Tomorrow I have to pass a test on the bones .
I cut off my mate you!
Halves you!
halves you
halves you