Текст песни Мурзилки Int. - 5 причин

How did it all happen
And the dough has gone immeasurably
Five men got sucked into the zyuzu,
And they have five reasons for this:

The first reason is kvass, it heals us a lot
And the reason is the fifth port, and it is necessary that the port is in the pool.

And the third reason is moonshine, it blows a lot in the brain
And vodka is the number two reason we hardly give up vodka.
we will hardly give up vodka.

The district policeman came to visit,
Peter found drunk
He threw everyone in the car with a bunch of pa,
And I wrote down five reasons in a notebook.

The first reason is kvass, it heals us with a lot of hangover.
And the reason is the fifth port and it is better to have port in the pool

And the third reason moonshine in the brains blows strongly it
And vodka is the number two reason we hardly give up vodka.

We will hardly give up vodka
We will hardly give up vodka

The first reason is kvass, it heals us with a lot of hangover.
And the reason is the fifth port and it is better to have port in the pool

And the third reason moonshine in the brains blows strongly it
And vodka is the number two reason we hardly give up vodka.

Tenth reason calvados, he's a dog stabs in the nose
There is another reason twenty-five, we like to add beer to vodka.

Reason number forty-five wine, we drink it for a long time
And the hundredth reason is pain, from the fact that ALCOHOL is HARMFUL !!!!!!