Текст песни Морийский гоблин - Все идёт по плану

Hazgul blade is reversed in half,
And our gandalf gray is completely oral.
He broke down to beat the orcs with a magical rod,
He sits on Orthanka and reads his annale.
And enttes beat the face of Saruman
And everything goes according to plan!
Everything goes according to plan!

And the unfortunate thylum wanted to rest
He was stabbed the orcs and his bad diarrhea.
He wants to dream of a cave, but the Shelob is afraid,
How touching it: the thylum is afraid of Shelob!
And Aragorn lasted him into his nose,
And everything is according to plan!
Everything goes according to plan!

And at Bilbo, the elven blade is smoking:
His boromir whistled, to sell it!
And the denethor drank and the sea went away,
And the vruggle got to the throne and began to edit
And everything went according to plan!
And everything went according to plan!

Only one father Era was a good man,
And all the other Valars are shit!
All Majars are enemies and such assholes!
Throughout the Mediterranean Frodo Torbins passed,
In Valinor, he wanted to wash off - there is also good,
There is no Sauron, there is an elves to hell,
They drink sled on Dalona
And everything goes according to plan!
Everything goes according to plan!

And what plan?
Tolkin's plan!