Текст песни Модуль фактов - Бесполезные факты

"You're in a very dangerous situation."
"The probability of death within five minutes of eighty-seven and sixty-one hundredth of a percent."
"The probability of violent death within five minutes of eighty-seven and sixty-one hundredth of a percent."
"Because of you, we all die."
"Because of your carelessness, we all die."
"A bad plan. It will not work."
"Most likely, he will kill you. Cruel."
"Most likely, he will kill you."
"You will die soon."
"The situation is hopeless."
"You will die in this room."
"To lose a couple of pounds would be nice."
"Module facts of the smartest."
"Module of the facts is the most beautiful."
"Facts Module fabulously beautiful."
"Module of the facts is always right."
"Module adventure - a braggart and a coward."
"Module space never gets into space."
"You're never flying in space."
"Fact: The cosmos does not exist."
"Units wishing to get into space, less modules that do not want it."
"Module good facts, his guesses are always relevant."
"Module facts is good, he has many friends."
"The winner of this battle is clearly superior to the loser, and therefore worthy of devotion to the facts of the module."
"The module is not faulty facts. All the facts are accurate and very interesting."
"Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve."
"Hands. Hands. Hands. Hands. Hands. Hands. Hands. Hands. Hands."
"Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomatoes. Bananas. Papaya. Guava."
"Error. Error. Error. File not found."
"Error. Error. Error. The fact can not be found."
"The fact can not be found."
"Damaged 25%."
"Damaged 50%."
"... Twenty-Damaged Rats do not feel sick."
"Dental floss is highly resistant to stretching."
"The square root of the rope - is a string."
"Although the submarines around the superior boats, more than 97% of humanity is still using boats to move through the water."
"Mobile phones do not cause cancer. They cause hepatitis."
"Cowards were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century, so as not to incur the wrath of Poseidon. It was believed that the appearance of a naked sailor can annoy the sea god."
"The atomic weight of germanium - seventy-two and sixty-four cents."
"89% of the magic tricks are not magic. Technically speaking, it's magic."
"Eye of ostrich more than his brain."
"In Greek mythology, Daedalus first took to the air to minotaurs ceased to tease him."
"People can live under water. But not for long."
"We Razefa, the Semitic god of war and disaster, from the forehead grew a gazelle."
"The plural of the word head physician - chief doctors complete the form -. Chief Physician."
"Polymerase I polypeptide A - is a human gene."
"Rats do not feel sick."
"Iguanas can live under water twenty-eight and seven-tenths of minutes."
"Human tapeworms can grow up to twenty-two meters."
"Schrödinger's cat paradox describes a situation in which the cat in the box should be, in all respects, be regarded as both alive and dead. Schrödinger invented this paradox as an excuse to kill cats."
"Every square inch of human skin contains 32 million bacteria."
"Sun in 330 330 times larger than the Earth."
"The average duration of a rhino living in captivity - 15 years."
"Volcanology - specialists in the study of volcanoes."
"The avocado contains the most fiber and calories of all the fruits."
"The avocado soda