Текст песни Михаил Задорнов - Русский, никогда не заснёт

Only our person can quit
Thirty-first December from work for one reason that his change fell on New Year's Eve.

I was tormented by the idea why foreigners will go away and immediately sleep.
When you drink, alcohol is shuffling the rational part of the brain.
And they have this and not very developed ...
Creative, TPR-Rr, and all, and cut off.
Russian will never fall on drink, never.
Because there is nothing to join something.

Never never.
Russian will never fall asleep!
Never never.
Russian will never fall asleep!
Never never.
Russian will never fall asleep!
Never never.
Russian will never fall asleep!

And Creative comes to life!

What our can do on a drink
None in the world will never do.
Only ours can in the New Year to start snowballs to throw from the balcony into the room, or to talk to another:
"Come on, who skiing is faster from the stairs from the fourth floor,"
Or "come on, who is faster than Salad Olivier in the chandelier rolling faster.
You are in that plafof, I'm in this ceiling. "

They do not understand our mysterious soul,
because we have a soul with us - analogue,
And they understand only in the figure.

Never never.
Russian will never fall asleep!
Never never.
Russian will never fall asleep!
Never never.
Russian will never fall asleep!

Only our can eat a foreigner at midnight and prove him on a drink
that we are a country of assholes,
And let him in the face when he agrees.