Текст песни Медиавирус - Премия Дарвина

The song is based on real stories

Here is a tractor with a crumpled roof got out of a cuvette
Yesterday, the mechanic, booze rolled at night
He got out and sprinkling decided to fix it
Large sledge hammer down the roof from all over urine

Gave another tool, littered litried
And myself climbed into the cabin, lead the process
Folded roof began to sign as painter
No dents at now but you don't care

Lich Pakistan took to the catalog
For the fact that he threatened the police grenade
But he himself argued that it was a duly
He did not recognize him for a long time to blame

But in the heat of oriental rocks brains of course
The judge is all tired and he decided to check
He took a lemon in his hand and pulled the ring
The cleaner had to work on the weekend

Chorus:
Everyone wants to be a hero, what's the conversation
How the clock works natural selection
Want to get into history, worldwide glory is needed?
So in line, Sukina kids, in line
For Darwin Prize.
In line, Sukina kids, in line
For Darwin Prize.

Spring ice so thin, but the bridge is distant
And our hero risky on ice decided to go
Tacitil drowned, but he himself saved somehow
But unsuccessful experience - persistent not a hindrance

The next day he sat down into another wheelbarrow
And next to the same place he repeated his experience
This time the trip was not so lucky
That year, the kids ate especially fatty crayfish

Naive African decided to become a superman
To bullets fly away from black skin
Shaman from the local sect sold Aboriginal
Cool ointment that will help the iron

Decided to check everything on the wastewater with friends
The hero smeared the body and gave Nagan to the guys
There was a loud shot, the result will understand themselves
Well, the shaman of Krenov Lulley later inspired