Текст песни МС Хованский - Главная проблема русского ютуба

The main problem of Russian YouTube
These are not let players
Let them play Minecraft
Which does not fuck anyone but children.
Just think - wind up views
And fingers fanned out.
Nobody ever expected anything from
And now he doesn't wait.

The main problem of Russian YouTube
Not lack of experience.
Taking off with a bandicam is a little more difficult than jerking off.
Sorrel soup can be removed
Or a robot dinosaur.
Then just in Vegas
Apply a cloudy effect.

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The main problem of Russian YouTube
Not aggregators.
The main problem of Russian YouTube
Not Pavla Durovs.
The main problem of Russian YouTube
No cheating and show-off.
The main problem of Russian YouTube
It's you personally!
Because you're watching shit
you look shit,
you look shit,
you look shit.

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For a long time
You are subscribed to parasha.
The thing is that shit
You are personally viewing!
This is it,
But how did they start,
All that they had was fucked up.
There are still video fictions ..
And there are not many of those.

The vast majority of the YouTube fraternity
Monotonous sawing garbage for schoolchildren for the sake of.
Every second brother of mine by profession
Petrosyan with Down syndrome
Depressed!

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The main problem of Russian YouTube
Not Mad and not Broadway.
The main problem of Russian YouTube
Not Usachev-homogee.
The main problem of Russian YouTube
What you like.
The main problem of Russian YouTube
This is TSG ..
.. what does it mean you are looking shit,
you look shit,
you look shit,
you look shit,
for a long time ...

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It's not that I'm that cool
And it's not like trumpets blowing in my honor on YouTube
It's just that if you really smear a clean sheet with dislikes
You need to sing about the main problem of Russian YouTube -
AND IT'S PERSONALLY YOU!