Текст песни МС Берендей - Газелист-водила

1 MC Berendey GAZELIST-DRIVER
I have a driver's job
and this is my six day concern
Once a week I rest
I have time to get bored at work
on a driver’s license
two categories are drawn
You ride a car for many years
You know all the corners
Buttons steering wheel and levers, on the machine you switch
She's like my AVATAR
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I observe the speed limit
I do not wag on the road
all overtake, stink exhaust
and I'm calmly driving my sixty
to the other world in a hurry
not trying to overtake someone else
I’m looking at the road, I’m dreaming a bit,
Sometimes I wander in the clouds =)
The same way every day
I know every bump

          CHORUS:
The gazelist drove, she needed strength in her hands
I switch speed, I apply force
I’ll turn the steering wheel, I’ll apply force
And to open the body, you must also apply force
But generally you get used to everything, and then you don’t notice

           2
dirty old rusty car
constantly flat front tire
I open the soot, I check the oil
Before leaving the engine warm up
Around the car 1 lap walk
I’ll look around carefully
Body check if the door is open
Curious faces open and then do not close
You enter the turn, the door opens
Hit someone else's car
I don’t need it, for a chance I’ll see
Without a daily inspection anywhere
Otherwise, trouble may wait on the road
Suddenly the wheel will unscrew
On the oncoming lane will roll out
Or run out of brakes
And do not escape in front of a standing pillar
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The muffler falls off sometimes
I wrap the wire two times
Often in the cabin gasoline stinks
My organs are slowly poisoning
Janitors badly clean windows
You look through the stains, your eyes hurt
I would be glad to the new car
But the old will grieve
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And in winter, a whole test
Warm up in the morning
In a severe frost I bring the battery home
In the morning I go to work, I quickly start a car
It happens and the oil thickens
But the starter will warm it up
One morning at minus 20, the muffler exploded
It seems the whole area got scared
First of all, I crap
The car made a tractor sound
The attention of pedestrians was attracted
Anything can happen to such a machine.
But working condition prevails

           CHORUS:
The gazelist drove, she needed strength in her hands
I switch speed, I apply force
I’ll turn the steering wheel, I’ll apply force
And to open the body, you must also apply force
But generally you get used to everything, and then you don’t notice

           3
Sometimes traffic jams along the way
I listen to music, my speakers play
I pull the gear back and forth
Until the lever falls out of the socket
Tormented pedals creak published
Tired legs push tired
There is no booster at the helm, hands sometimes get tired
I'm leaving for the base for goods
Unload it by points
I’m approaching the first point
sometimes I stick in the queue
I drive up to the second
Someone blocked the road to a passenger
I climb into the body unload the goods
With heavy boxes I tear my back
At home I’ll do exercises
Heal a bit
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He unloaded the car, drove home
On the next day, the same event was repeated
That would not go crazy from repetitions
I have a few impressions
Photos, videos to shoot, entertain people
Sometimes I’m making something, but I get tired quickly
I’ll start the project, but I won’t finish it ....

          CHORUS:
The gazelist drove, she needed strength in her hands
I switch speed, I apply force
I’ll turn the steering wheel, I’ll apply force
And to open the body, you must also apply force
But generally you get used to everything, and then you don’t notice