Текст песни Лісапетний батальйон - Лісапед

Selling moonshine was selling- (selling)
 I collected some money for myself- (collected)
 At the market lisaped I bought- (I purchased)
 The coolest woman in the village became
 
Refrain
 My lapdog is a two-wheeled Grand Cherokee
 And the bell is big, the leather saddle is wide
 I'll put two beet sacks on the trunk
 I fly through the village with a lumberjack like a tank

 I drive through the countryside and bald- (and bald)
 Stop lispeed I still can't- (still can't)
 And on the frame, the godfather sits and says - (and says)
 I tell him the bastard get off and he doesn't want to
 
Refrain
  
 Gazed the village till night- (till night)
 I get hugged by a godfather and tickle (and tickle)
 Well, what is the matter before- (oh before)
 I ride in the village of my godfather
 
Refrain
 
As I got a logger from the hump, I broke up (rushed)
 There's some trash the stone laid- (oh laid)
 Oh, we made a godfather with a godfather-
 He bared his teeth on the asphalt
 
Refrain
 
My lispeed all fell apart- (fell apart)
 Thank God Godfather is alive- (left)
 But now it's crooked and toothless- (and toothless)
 And I am so very dear