Текст песни Константин Куклин - Я угрюмый крокодил

I surly crocodile
    And I live in the zoo.
    I'm from a draft
    Rheumatism in the little finger.
    Every day I put
    The long tank made of zinc,
    And on the floor under the tank
    Put kerosene.
    Though slightly depart
    And warm up the bones ...
    Cry, cry all day
    And trembling with anger ...
    For lunch, give me soup
    And four pike:
    Two watchmen to the damned
    Fall in the arms.
    Oh, on the bank of the Nile
    I lived without sorrow!
    Negros nabbed me,
    From snout tail tied.
    I got on the boat ...
    As I was sick!
    There! Why do I get out
    From his native Nile? ..
    Hey, you, boy, Fat -
    Closer become a little ...
    Give a piece of bite
    From golden legs!