Текст песни Караулов Вячеслав - Куплеты Евы

Forgive me for God's sake
I thought the ladies have gathered here
I would not burst without pajamas
And there was used during the parade

I do not want to offend you
Oh, you are a respectable aunt
You tell me where you live
And I will visit you

Over the Pyramid of Cheops
Sacred bull with a cow grazing
But he saw a large pug
From surprise shook

At the top of the department store I
I bought a fur coat up to five
But I did not see the two patches
And now I'm sad

Fine foods vzyskuya
We went to the restaurant three old grandfather
Where we sat before lunch
On past times longing

Athlete sportsmenochku hedging
I told her to jump over a meter
And you yourself porvёsh leggings
And the more you can not jump

One Moscow hairdresser
From the client sent the evil to hell
Look, do not Cut the aorta
Cried the client in an insane fear

On the shore lay two corpses
One of his sheepskin coat
Sticking red shirt
And why is it stuck?
And because he's a slut

And another with a sheepskin
Sticking blue cufflink
And the girl ran
What a laugh out loud

A buoy bobs in the waves
To him swam some uncle
Oh, uncle, uncle, do not spoil
And then you bite the dolphin foot

Seeing red buoy in the sea
Mom said - is the barrel
It can not be my daughter cried
Child, you, mother, do not criticize

Miracle Judaic-fish-whale
It lies at the bottom of the sea
And looks through a magnifying glass
bluish shell

Two football players taking off the boots
The bush walk with the girls
The love and loyalty swear
And then perform the oath

In the fields, overgrown with wild poppies
The artist puts a lady in a pose
After describing her as a rose
Picture varnishes

And in the shop between banks
It was some little man
He's out of his jacket
Sticking horse bridle

Some Russian general
All the women in the village outsmarted
But God knows, he gave a blunder
dashing disease caught

The pub has gone a movie star
She has a generous nature
And she did not walk a fool
Though Married

Madame when riding
Corn rubbed on the wrist
Well then to its misfortune
Corn rubbed on Mande