Текст песни КВН - Она хотела бы жить под Калугою

Demi Moore lives far away in Hollywood
In the morning he does a lifting, then a pedicure ...
Together with her husband, they are the heroes of various brochures ...
And both movie stars, cars and money are full ...
And everything seems to be smooth, but ...
She would like to live near Kaluga
And to be Pakhomych's faithful wife,
Walk the berries with a large can
And loosen up your garden with a rake!
She would like to live in Ivanovo
And drag Uncle Kolya home drunk,
Milking the cow Zorka at seven in the morning,
Drink vodka from the throat right at the stall!
She would like to live in the Smolensk region,
Like all normal Russian women ...
Stop the galloping horse
And immediately enter the burning hut!
She would like to live in Vyshny Volochyok
And get food on the card ...
She would like to live in Kozlodoevo,
Even if the map doesn't even have it at all!