Текст песни КВН Уральские Пельмени - Мы себе уяснили давно...

We realized for ourselves a long time ago:
KVN locked us in his cage,
We could act in films
We could serve in intelligence.

Fly away from the earth
Or rummage through household worries,
And maybe they could build
Fireproof TV towers.

But, dear country, I play with you,
You are the only one so forever young
You cherish me, you pity me
You will warm up a little and you have it again.
Eh, native country, I caress you,
I scold you, dear mom!
You got me from the Urals,
To break you, but you are not enough for me!