Текст песни КВН ХАИ - В померках хёня стоит

In the distant dyes, the hawnya is worth
Trees surround her.
High dream come there
And with a crash back!
Here the door opened on the whole "pi",
For her integrals stood.
The student failed to find a derivative,
He was told in Deanate:
"Go, prove the Cauchy theorem,
Professor you are not satisfied!
And if you can't find a solution -
From the university you will be fired!
I wanted to prove, but there is no knowledge
In his eyes he was stupid
I saw scholarships fading light,
Fell - the heart did not beat again!
Three days in the dean, the dead Led,
Pythagorean dressed pants
And in the blue hand he held a donkey -
As if preparing for the answer !!
To the legs tied to him "Most
And in the matrix, the corpse was wrapped,
And instead of a gravestone word over him
Read the theorem of Bernoulli!
The philosopher with knowledge of the case said:
"Matter does not disappear!"
Student will be hooked - on his grave
The same burst grows!
In vain, the old woman is waiting for the son home,
So that he returned by the engineer
And her son at the institute has long
Triple integral bent!
In vain friends are waiting for a student in beer,
In Haevna, miracles do not happen ...
Only sinus wave schedule for wave
On the abscissa axis runs!