Парковаться как и где,
Развернуться во дворе
Учат в школе, в автошколе, в автошколе.
Как водиле ебануть, коль маршруткой режет путь,
Не научат в автошколе, а автошколе.
Как трамваем не мешать,
Скоростей не привышать
Учат в школе, в автошколе, в автошколе.
Только бабу прямо днем красить ногти за рулем
Не научат в автошколе, в автошколе.
Поворотники включать,
Пешеходов пропускать
Учат в школе, в автошколе, в автошколе.
А как пьяному козлу съездить битой по стеклу
Не научат в автошколе, в автошколе.
Если машет жезлом мент:
"Приготовьте документ",
Учат в школе, в автошколе, в автошколе.
Правда, как послать мента, доебется он когда,
не научат в автошколе, в автошколе. Park how and where,
Turn around in the yard
They teach at school, in a driving school, in a driving school.
How to fuck a driver when a minibus cuts a path,
They will not teach in a driving school, but in a driving school.
How not to interfere with a tram,
Do not exceed speeds
They teach at school, at a driving school, at a driving school.
Only a woman to paint her nails during the day while driving
They will not teach in a driving school, in a driving school.
Turn signals include,
Skip pedestrians
They teach at school, in a driving school, in a driving school.
And how can a drunken goat ride a bat on glass
They will not teach in a driving school, in a driving school.
If the cop waves the wand:
"Prepare a document"
They teach at school, in a driving school, in a driving school.
True, how to send a cop, he will finish when,
will not be taught in a driving school, in a driving school. | |
