Текст песни Аркадий Северный - Вот с женою как-то раз...

That his wife once
   We got to the Caucasus -
   At the station, we met the Armenians.
   They have offered the cottage -
   What the cottage? - That's good luck!
   Once! We took it!
    
   They offered them home -
   There used to be a chicken coop in it,
   But this is not a subject for sorrow.
   Behind the house where live chickens,
   Since we have two hundred Armenians skins
   Once! And the shot!
    
   Long thought - and I decided
   I buy a car -
   I promised to build a garage ...
   On the same night with my car
   Candles, and tire valves
   Once! And the shot!
    
   That his wife once
   We returned to the cinema,
   In the darkness, someone met.
   Suddenly a voice is rough:
   & quot; Lord, remove coats! & quot;
   Once! And the shot!