Текст песни Александр Пушной - Идиот

What worries people on the Internet more than anything else?
What worries people the most on the Internet?
What worries people the most on the Internet?
What worries people the most on the Internet?

What to eat to lose weight
Why is horseradish sweeter than radish?
Why is wanting bad not to want
How easy is it to enlarge a member?

How to open a jar of sprat with a slipper,
How to seduce all women in an hour?
Why does it shock me
Why V.V. Putin is a crab?

But what question breaks records,
What do people really care about?

Why am I an idiot? Why am I an idiot?
Why am I an idiot? Why am I an idiot?
Why am I an idiot? Why am I an idiot?
Why am I an idiot? Why am I an idiot?
Why me...

What worries people the most on the Internet?
What worries people the most on the Internet?
What worries people the most on the Internet?
What worries people more than anything else ...

Why is Dzhigurda in this world,
Why is a whale stronger than an elephant?
Why is there wool on my ass
What do I need a wife for?

How can I call Satan home
Why does a man need cowards?
Who called sausage sausage,
And why does Themis need scales?

But what question breaks records,
What worries people all year round?

Why am I an idiot? Why am I an idiot?
Why am I an idiot? Why am I an idiot?
Why am I an idiot? Why am I an idiot?
Why am I an idiot? Why am I an idiot?
Why me...

Why me...

Idiot!