Текст песни Александр А.В.С. Скворцов - Песенка борца, пропустившего тренировку

Song wrestler who missed training

I did not go to workout today:
Then the knee was dry, then the soul ...
Everyhatever, but in front of the coach is awkward.
The atmosphere in the hall is good!

Let be! Copper tham covered training.
You can fly the evening and chat,
Shoulder for vision useful carrot ...
Just a terrible hunt to beat!

I walk around the room to the right and left!
I sat down for chess to win a melancholy ...
I did not notice how the top of the queen
Neatly overturned on the boards.

He knocked down an elephant, although not my weight ...
The horse from the fear of the hoof himself dropped!
Oh and where are you, training, native!
(And neatly knocked out the chair!)

In general, chess seems to me in others!
I do not understand them: everyone goes yes eating ...
On TV "United Russia"
And how someone in the garbage took kittens ...

Oh, why I did not go to workout!
Neither read, nor sing ... Fell all from the offense!
Yes, and in front of the coach embarrassing ...
But, alas: the knee still hurts.

A.V.S.