Текст песни Академия пана Кляксы - На Бергамудских островах 2

A piece of commentary on the first series, another translation of the song :

There's good calamari,
Looking through the eyepiece.

There's an elephant sits on the throne ,
Playing the trombone .

Tomato there for snails,
From chocolate bars .

The problem is that in the world,
Those islands are not met .