Galavant:
Okay, Gang.
It’s time to go.
Adventure awaits.
I’m off on a hero’s journey
Out where adventure lies
On a quest the poets will sing about
Isabella:
With destiny at your shoulder
Sid:
And ego of massive size
Galavant:
And a face most chicks have a thing about
Isabella:
And so what if you’re still hung over?
Galavant:
Right!
Sid:
So what if you smell like slop?
Galavant:
Yeah.
Isabella:
So what if you’ve got that pesky little muffin top?
Galavant:
Wait, now, hold-
Isabella and Sid:
You’re off on a hero’s journey
Galavant:
A champion through and through
Isabella and Sid:
More or less
Doing what all the heroes do
Galavant:
And I ride to save my one true love
Sid:
Though she ripped your heart in two
Galavant:
Not true
Sid:
Pretty true
Isabella:
Very true
Galavant:
To destroy the king she was forced to wed
Isabella:
More like “chose to wed”
Galavant:
Not true
Isabella:
Kind of true
Sid:
Got to say, sort of true
Galavant:
And I ride to help the princess
Who I’ve taken ‘neath my wing
Isabella:
If he finds out I’m working for the king
Galavant:
Wait.
What was that?
Isabella:
What? Nevermind.
Galavant:
Did you just say-
Isabella:
Not a thing
Galavant:
No, I’m pretty sure you just said-
Isabella and Sid:
You’re off on a hero’s journey
Galavant:
And this is my hero’s vow
I’ll return
Sid:
Rising victorious
Isabella:
And how?
No, really. I mean how?
Galavant:
Nothing’s gonna stop my journey now
Isabella and Sid:
Off on a hero’s journey!
Off on a hero’s journey!
Off on a hero’s journey!
Off on a hero’s journey!
Off on a hero’s journey!
Off on a hero’s journey!
Galavant:
N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow!
Holy [Bleep], I’m out of shape.
Ohh, my tummy hurts.
Whew! That was a long song.
