[INTRO]
At our Wizard school they require certain classes
Like potions, history and divination too
I guess they’re all important
We go to school for learning
We do have to know how to make a brew
[CHORUS]
But there are two classes
That I just don’t understand why I have to take them
Two classes
It makes no sense to me
Two classes
That bore me to tears and make me wish I could drop out
Two classes
Don’t you agree
[VERSE 1]
Muggle studies is a big ol’ waste of time
I don’t care about non-magic people
They think they’re super clever
Cause they turn on a light
They drive their silly cars
And fly their silly kites
I’m a pureblood witch
And I won’t put up with this
Cause I don’t have time for silly muggle studies
Hogwarts please don’t waste my time
Save that class for stupid prats
Whose blood is already muddied
[CHORUS]
[VERSE 2]
Defense against the dark arts is
Absolutely pointless to me
They teach us jinxes
Prepare us for what’s coming
Dark evils all around
And I just sit there humming
I promise its already, very familiar to me
And I don’t need defense against what I’m being taught at home
I already know this class, so just leave me alone!
[CHORUS]
