Текст песни rear-wheel drive - смартфон

I recently bought an awesome phone
Super Mega nevdrebenno zabivatelny smartphone
It has a camera and a camera down, copier, fax, gprs
Telly, radio receiver, trowel and a glass cutter
Refrigerator and file, and drill perfarator
Small grindstone, hammer and chisel
Night in terrible alleys I'm not afraid or anything
Cause the phone nyun-Chucky I ...
What for me lighter, matches and watch sotik
Everything is in the phone, at least in zapazuhu Nassau
Go on the heels of the mare did not spare his feet
Because it is there, there is a vibration kunilingovy Up
I wonder anyone technologies neprodam
And the shit that weighs 17 lilogramm ...