Do you want to come to a party
my friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30
this things at a frat house but the people are cool there
reluctant I followed but I never dreamed there
would be someone there who would catch my attention
I wasn't out looking for love or affection
so I paid my 3 and the girls got in free
shine the beer for tequila and we headed into the party
And then in the backyard some terrible ska band
someone in the background was doing a keg stand
this place is so lame all these girls look the same
all these guys have no game I wish I would have stayed
in my bed back at home watching TV alone
where I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phone
far from people I hate down from anywhere state
trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party
And then I saw her standing there
with green eyes and long blond hair
she wasn't wearing underwear at least I prayed that
she might be the one maybe we'd have some fun
maybe we'd watch the sun rise
but that night I learned some girls try too hard
Some girls try too hard
some girls try too hard to impress
with the way that they dress
with those things on their chests
and the things they suggest to me
Some girls try too hard
some girls try too hard
