When I first looked in your eyes
You were more than just a beauty to me
All my senses shot straight up
I was rock hard emotionally
The fact that you and I could plow
Is something I haven’t even thought about
Starting now...
I’ve got a heart boner for you
I stand before you stiff and true
I wanna blast a load of feelings onto you
This heart boner’s for you
You’ve helped me grow into a man
My shallowness is a thing of the past
I want to slam you with my empathy
And then I’ll rail you with my class
You’ve helped me find maturity
I’ll be your wiener king, tee-hee
Tee-hehee...
I’ve got a heart boner tonight
Feel my love pants growing tight
I wanna plug you with respect all through the night
I’ll bust a nut of joy and light
(H-h-h-h-heart boner
H-h-h-h-heart boner
Got a h-h-h-h-heart boner
H-h-h-h-heart boner...)
You are the love that I pursue
Do you feel the feels I feel for you?
There’s so much we have yet to do
Now jump me like a kangaroo!
This heart boner’s for you
I stand before you thick and true
I’ll shoot a wad of gleaming romance just for you
This heart boner’s for you
It's all for you
Every throbbing inch of my heart is just for you
Screw you for judging me...
