If there's one thing I know
Thanks to Gok Wan's TV show
It's that ugly women are attractive
They're just as good as me
Though lacking genetically
With a thyroid gland that's clearly overactive
Ugly women are beautiful too
They're always sweet and trusting
Even though they look disgusting
Ugly women are beautiful too
Don't mean no disrespect
When I say you look like Shrek
Ugly women are...
Beautiful too...
Forget exfoliation
That won't hide your deformation, girl
The only way to shoot you is with a whaling gun!
But who cares who's the fattest?
'Cos it's what's inside that matters
And whatever the hell that is, girl
You must have bleeding tons!
Ugly women are beautiful too
I'm sexy, cute and savvy
You're why cousins shouldn't marry
Ugly women are beautiful too
I look like Cheryl Cole
You're an ad for birth control
Ugly women are...
Beautiful too
Ugly, big, fat women...
Just like you!
