Текст песни Land Sakes Alive - Nick Big Dick

They called him Nick
he had a big dick
Long as a spear and
as hard as a brick

Nick liked chicks
Oh, he loved’ em all
And knew one trick
how to throw his stick

Three times a day,
seven days a week

NICK! BIG! DICK!
BIG DICK NICK!

There comes Nick
And his enormous dick
Ready to strike
He’s so lovesick

Nick invites girls
Oh, he calls ‘em all
To do it quick
Right on the hayrick

Three times a day,
seven days a week

NICK! BIG! DICK!
BIG DICK NICK!

So he walks into the bar
And he notices every chick
Nick does not have a car
BUT HE’S GOT A HUGE…

NICK! BIG! DICK!
BIG DICK NICK!

Twelve hundred pages of german text!