Music and Lyrics by Jed Whedon
Performed by Jed Whedon, Neil Patrick Harris, and Nathan Fillion
Jed:
THERE’S A GAME ON MY PHONE
THAT I SOMETIMES LIKE TO PLAY WHEN I’M ALONE
GO TO GOOGLE, TYPE IT IN
CLICK THE EXTREME EDITION
AND IN MOMENTS YOU’LL BEGIN AND YOU’LL BE THINKING –
THIS IS DOPE
NINJA ROPES
NINJA ROPES
Neil and Nathan:
WE DID NOT GET ALONG
Nathan:
I THOUGHT NEIL WAS GIVEN FAR TOO MANY SONGS
Neil and Nathan:
BOTH THREW INSULTS AT EACH OTHER
Neil:
TOLD YOU HOW I F#!KED YOUR MOTHER
Neil and Nathan:
BUT WHAT MADE US TIGHT AS BROTHERS AND FOREVER ONE WOULD HOPE
All:
NINJA ROPES
NINJA ROPES
CAREFUL AS YOU HURTLE FROM ONE CIRCLE TO THE NEXT
SOMETIMES DOUBLE BACK TO DODGE THE GRAVITY VORTEX
TWO ROPES IS THE KEY TO KEEP FROM WHEELING WAY TO FAR
NATHAN HOLDS THE RECORD -
Nathan:
ONE NINETEEN POINT SEVEN YARDS
Jed:
NOW THE SHOOT IS COMPLETE
All:
AND INTO OUR SEPARATE LIVES WE DO RETREAT
Neil:
BUT INSTEAD OF SOLITAIRE
Neil and Nathan:
SINKING DEEP INTO DESPAIR
All:
IT REMINDS US THE CONNECTION THAT WE SHARE AND HELPS US COPE
NINJA ROPES
NINJA ROPES
NINJA ROPES…
YOU’VE GOT JUST ONE LIFE TO FLY AND DIVE FROM PLACE TO PLACE
DON’T ASK WHY A NINJA CAN SURVIVE IN OUTER SPACE
FRIENDS SAY, “HEY MAN CAN I HAVE A GO” AND I SAY, “NOPE”
SIMPLE IN IT’S GAME PLAY AND YET EPIC IN IT’S SCOPE
SIMPLE IN IT'S GAME PLAY AND YET EPIC IN IT'S SCOPE
NINJA ROPES
NINJA ROPES
NINJA ROPES…
