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  • Текст песни JT Machinima - CRASH BANDICOOT

    Исполнитель: JT Machinima
    Название песни: CRASH BANDICOOT
    Дата добавления: 02.01.2021 | 10:54:04
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    [Crash]
    I'm a bit of an anomaly
    An oddball marsupial monstrosity
    I'm not just another wombat or wallaby
    If you ain't a bandicoot, you're a wannabe
    I gotta thank Cortex for evolving me
    Have I become a problem? Probably
    Now that I'm on the run, nobody's stopping me
    I'm coming for you Tawna, do you want a piece?
    Spinnin' 'til I'm dizzy and I'll knock your teeth
    Out your mouth as I jump on any box I see
    Looking for something sweet, anyone got a peach?
    (What about a Wumpa Fruit?) Give 'em all to me
    Doctor Neo's evil plots will be obsolete when I crash this party (wee)
    I'm leaving every single incompetent boss defeated
    Then I'll execute a dance move flawlessly
    With Aku Aku, I'll sock and bop you
    Gonna start by stomping Papu Papu
    Knocked Ripper Roo off of a waterfall (woo)
    Koala Kong, brah, I've come to rock you
    Say hello to my little friend
    Pity that Pinstripe isn't in trend
    Yo, Nitrus Brio, you'll meet your end
    Choking on a potion, you second-rate henchmen
    Hop on my hoverboard and fly
    Hog, let me take you for a ride
    Gone back in forth in time and it has warped my mind
    I've gotten killed a lot, but I'm not short of lives
    I've had more adventures than Francis Drake
    And you can tell Nathan that I plan to stay
    Cuz I Crash all night, Crash all day
    Crash by job, Crash by name

    [Chorus]
    I'm wound up like a tornado, babe
    Just cut me loose and I'll go insane
    Later, I may take a snooze on the beach
    But now's the time to move your booty
    Do the Ooda-Booga Boogie with me

    [Crash]
    Cortex, I've never been a fan of you
    So when I grab a crystal and a gem or two
    Remember that you ain't a man I'd ever hand 'em to
    So don't forget who put the Crash in the Bandicoot
    Met a couple loco komodos who like sword throwing, so I told 'em no-no
    I'm quicker than a ninja, now you're in my dojo

    [Coco]
    Don't trust Cortex

    [Crash]
    I know, Coco

    [Coco]
    Brother, would you ever do without me?
    Girl power, represent it proudly
    I'm a genius, equally sweet and mean
    And I'm calling out geeks with PhD's
    You're gonna wanna squash beef with me
    Or I'll light you guys up like TNT

    [Crash]
    Keep it down, Coco, I really need to sleep

    [Tiny]
    You both look like a meal for me to eat

    [Crash]
    Whoa, easy Tiger, you don't wanna try me

    [Coco]
    We'll tell everyone why they call you Tiny

    [N. Gin]
    Give me the crystals you've collected

    [Crash]
    Don't even get me started, N. Gin
    I'll trigger that missile that you filled your head with

    [Coco]
    And wreck your mech, I bet that was expensive

    [Crash]
    A bandicoot ain't a pest to mess with

    [Coco]
    If I end up dead, I'll get sent to heaven

    [Crash]
    The best platformer, resurrected

    [Coco]
    But that dosen't mean we got one dimension

    [Crash]
    Get a jetpack strapped on your back

    [Coco]
    Even in zero grav, I'll drop your ass
    'Cause I Crash all night

    [Crash]
    Crash all day

    [Coco]
    Crash play nice

    [Crash]
    Crash insane

    [Coco]
    Crash with pride

    [Crash]
    Crash with shame

    [Crash & Coco]
    Now it's time to masquerade

    [Chorus]

    [Cortex]
    Damn you, Bandicoot
    By the "N" on my forehead, I will put an end to you

    [Crash]
    The end of me, you'll never get to see
    I'll treat you and your friends with some entropy

    [Cortex]
    N. Tropy, you've met already?

    [Crash]
    That wasn't what I meant, just forget it, C

    [Coco]
    Your head is massive, but I bet it's empty
    That "N" looks more like an "L", ya get me?

    [Crash]
    Found a vortex warp in time
    Now my brain is sort of fried
    Gems and crystals, more to find

    [Cortex]
    Hold it, those aren't yours, they're mine!

    [Uka-Uka]
    Uka-Uka, free at last

    [Coco]
    Jeepers, that's a freaky mask
    Still it's not as creepy as the ugly mug that Neo has

    [Crash]
    Taking a trip to a medieval past
    Found a tomb in Egypt, went deep in that
    Wish I was a greaser, 'cuz I'm feeling fast
    I'll run these streets and I'm speeding past
    Even faster than a supersonic hedgehog
    Y'all better make like Sega: get lost
    That goes for the plumber too
    Yo Nintendo, I got your number, dude
    I'll never quit running my mouth
    Just like with the competition, I'll be runnin' 'em out
    Dingodile, why do you like playing with fire?
    When I put you on ice, you should try stayin' retired

    [Coco]
    Dr. Cortex, that's your plan, right?
    After we kick your ass again, right?

    [Crash]
    Now your mask and mine will clash
    Buckle up, motherf***er, it's time to Crash

    [Chorus]
    Лучше сделай как Sega: заблудись
    Это касается и сантехника
    Йо Нинтендо, у меня есть твой номер, чувак
    Я никогда не перестану бегать по рту
    Как и в случае с соревнованиями, я выгоню их
    Дингодайл, почему тебе нравится играть с огнем?
    Когда я поставлю тебя на лед, ты должен попробовать остаться на пенсии

    [Коко]
    Доктор Кортекс, это ваш план, верно?
    После того, как мы снова надерем тебе задницу, верно?

    [Сбой]
    Теперь твоя маска и моя столкнутся
    Пристегнись, ублюдок, пора разбиться

    [Хор]

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