One thousand years ago, a hero crossed the seas
In search of distant realms to claim his destiny
The land of Unst was not enough, he had to conquer more
Into the west the hero quests to far American shores
With his mighty battleaxe he slaughtered everything
Til all of California did call the hero king
He's the Hollywood Hootsman
Hail! To! Hoots!
Mighty proud and standing tall
A legend to us all
He's the Hollywood Hootsman
He's! The! King!
Riding from the silver screen
Onto the battlefield
He's the king of California
Hoots!
Immortal warrior with armour made from wolf
His legend grew through centuries with the power of the hoot
His prowess on the battlefield matched only on the stage
In Hollywood he found his fame, the finest of his age
The greatest movie star who ever walked the land
If you ever meet this man I'm sure you'll understand
He's the Hollywood Hootsman
Hail! To! Hoots!
Mighty proud and standing tall
A legend to us all
He's the Hollywood Hootsman
He's! The! King!
Riding from the silver screen
Onto the battlefield
He's the king of California
Hoots!
Now Angus calls on him to join the epic fight
Once more these mighty warriors will battle side by side
He's the Hollywood Hootsman
Hail! To! Hoots!
Mighty proud and standing tall
A legend to us all
He's the Hollywood Hootsman
He's! The! King!
Riding from the silver screen
Onto the battlefield
He's the Hollywood Hootsman
Mighty proud and standing tall
A legend to us all
He's the Hollywood Hootsman
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Riding from the silver screen onto the battlefield
He's the king of California
Hoots!
Yeah!
