Record company hates me, the doctor says I'm sick
The bad girls think I'm just too nice
And the nice girls call me dick
But Baby loves me, and she's smarter than you
My baby loves me, unlikely, but true
Policeman flashes the red lights
Coach says that I'm weak
Teacher says I'm not too bright
Bodybuilder calls me pipsqueak
But Baby loves me and she's smarter than you
My baby loves me
unlikely but true
The neighbors don't like my flowers
The waiter don't like my tip
The librarian shushes me
Travel agent canceled my trip
Baby loves me and she's smarter than you
My baby loves me
Unlikely but true
Minister says I'm a demon
Dietitian says I'm a pig
Warmhearted say I'm freezing
Promoter won't give me the gig
But Baby loves me and she's smarter than you
My baby loves me!
Unlikely but true
My tired body is breaking down
The world is ending soon
It's all crumbling at my feet, not sure what to do
But baby loves me and that's a real good thing
My baby loves me, it's a beautiful thing
Baby loves me and she's smarter than you
My baby loves me unlikely, but true
Baby loves me
