Pull up the flamingos
Daddy won big at the bingo table
Time to break out the pint of black label
The lord works in mysterious ways
Take down the velvets
Of Jesus and Elvis
I see a happy ending
Somewhere on the road to Vegas
The wheel of fortunes turning and there’s no turning back
Let’s get while no one’s looking, saddle up the Cadillac
We burned our bridges out in California
We never got a star in Hollywood
Now here we are living right next door to you
There goes the neighborhood
Pulling in to paradise
With hula dolls and the dashboard dice
With the bbq on the future looks bright
The lord works in mysterious ways
Coming on like a blind date
All teeth and handshakes
If all else fails we’ll put the peddle to the metal
And follow the empties on the highway like Hansel and Gretel
The wheel of fortunes turning we’ll all be kicking back
Let’s get while the getting’s golden, find another sugar shack
