Текст песни Вячеслав Мясников - Песня про паспорт

There are moments like this
When something happens to your face
And there is nothing that changes him so
Like a regular passport photo.

This photo is the same for everyone.
As if you were numb
Or something spicy
He sat down very abruptly in his chair.

Most people hide this picture
Do not show anyone
What a fool you are in the photo
It was known to you alone.

It seems only you were smiling
He was funny, laughed, joked
But as soon as you got on your passport
You look like a moron.

Chorus:

I am like that in life, but for a passport like this
As if I was hitting my head hard.
I am like that in life, but for a passport like this
As if they were torturing me with a poker.

And when your passport photo
Someone else will see
He will certainly ask you
Fuck, is that you?

But there are exceptions of course
And we all know about it
Who turned out well for a passport
One in life is seen with greetings.

And you think looking at the photo
I will change as the age comes
But from the new passport also
An idiot is looking at you.

Chorus:
I am like that in life, but for a passport like this
As if a hedgehog was kicked in me.
I am like that in life, but for a passport like this
It's like I'm filming an Alien movie.

Chorus:
I am like that in life, but for a passport like this
As if I have hemorrhoids now.
I am like that in life, but for a passport like this
As if they had grabbed something with their hand!

I am so ...