Alex Potter:
Ever since I was a little boy
Throught magic was fake
So I played with the toys
Never knew about where this scar was from back them
Always teased about my forehead
Had no friends
I lived with it
I dealt with it
And no matter what anybody said
I went with it
Ha-ha yeah
I fell off the jungle bars
When I was young
But really what happened
A dude with no nose
Killed my dad and mum
What a tragedy
But he didn’t kill me
Cause I’m Harry P.
But I guess my time’s up
Snake man
Now your whole dark army’s
After me
But I guess this is my destiny
Were you testing me?
Dumbledore
I thought you thought
I’d beat ‘em all
Line ‘em up and watch ‘em fall
But I feel mum and dad
Yeah now I’m not coming back
Don’t worry Ron
Don’t worry Hermione
Tell Hagrid
That he’ll always be beside me
Yeah I lived with it
I dealt with it
And no matter what anybody says
I went with it
Dumbledore
What am I gonna do now?
I fell to the ground
And you’re still not around
Dumbledore:
I’m D. to the U.
To the Umbledore
Got my sights on the bad
Wizard Voldemort
And his Horcrux
Got seven pieces
That need beaten
Beard tucked
And if you step
I’m defeating
Elder wand
You’ll be meeting
Let Snape kill me
For a reason
Crescent glasses
Smell my gases
Hogwarts
You need more classes
Always yelling
For emphasis
Yeah so what
I like men’s butts
I’m the wisest wizard
Aww
I’ll turn you invisible
Basically invincible
Kiss the resurrection stone
At the king’s cross
It’s the afterlife
But don’t worry Harry Potter
Beat the killing curse twice
He’s the master of death
I don’t mean to digress
But I’m 150 years old
Excuse my dragon breath
I believe in you Harry
And I know that this is scary
But you better be preparing
In the end you’re getting married
I don’t mean to be a spoiler
But you need to kill Voldemort
And then that will end the series
And there will not be anymore
Aahhh
Alex Potter:
Now I’m back
He’s back
From the grave
From the grave
Harry Potter
And I’m here to save
All the children
Imma save all them
And the Snake man
Is gonna die
Snake man is gonna die
Don’t cry
Dry your eyes
Snake man’s gonna die
Yes he is
Wizard powers
I wanna thank you all
For watching my movies
And reading all my books
But hey
It was a wonderful adventure
I mean you grew up with me
Didn’t you
But every great story has to end
So piece out muggles
