Текст песни Студенческо-научная песня 1946 года - Раскинулось поле по модулю пять

Spread field modulo five
 In the distance, the integrals stood
Student failed to take derivative
 He was told in the dean’s office
The exam can not be taken
Professor is dissatisfied with you
Please prove the Cauchy theorem
Or you’ll be fired from the mehmat.
And I'm glad to prove it, but there’s no consciousness
His eyes dimmed. A fading trace saw the scholarships. Fell. Heart turned to zero.

They ran to him with cold water
They wanted to bring him back to feelings
But the teacher sadly shook his head -
"Your art is in vain"
The deceased lay for three days in the dean’s office.
 Pythagoras dressed in his pants
In his hands he held a record book
 The only three warmed up
Sopromat was tied to his legs
And the body was wrapped in a matrix
And instead of prayer for memory they read
 Him the Bernoulli theorem
In vain students are waiting for a friend in the pub
Science without sacrifice
A sine wave-by-wave graph
The abscissa runs away ...
The Marxist said his weighty word -
"Matter does not disappear!"
The student will bend - at his grave
A huge burdock grows.

 In vain the old woman is waiting for her son to go home
They will tell her - she is sobbing
The institute stands an impregnable wall -
Waiting for other fools.