Текст песни Олег Шепрут - Памятка Тестям и Тёщам

To everyone be ready
Daughter with youngsters
Teach Searching for Zabyatov
With benefit for inheritance -
Here I, brothers, I will post
Several tips;
So that, without knocking,
Remember this.
Let such a son-in-house
Your daughter leads to you
So that the envy then
All die for sure!
Let the son-in-law be fruit
But not excessively
To have a decent view
Every day probably.
Yes, so that I respect,
Lived not with you together
His knobs kept
And he was afraid of the test.
To raise the hand
He did not bother to his wife.
Well, and money to extract
He could always skillfully.
So that with a bottle was not friends,
He was supporting in the house.
Yes, did not run into knives
And before the deadline.
Because dead son-in-law
Nobody needs:
Under him credit not to take
And do not eat for dinner!
© Oleg Sheprut, August 7, 2014