Текст песни Марк Котляр - Я давно хотел тебя спросить

I've been wanting to ask you!
Why did you stop shaving legs?
And do not shave your armpits, too,
On whom you will become like?

We meet with you for six months!
And not a bit like I was on a monster!
Just tell me why you,
Do not give to get into your pants !?

And then, she replied in a gee-gyknula mustache
So that was cool on the back!
Prispuspustila to the knees of your pants
And not shaved member chatted between his legs!

From what he saw stood at a loss
And shook with terror knees
Because, suddenly, I saw
She pisyun longer than me!

And yet I question all the torments
Someone who is now obliged to dryuchit?
It seems that I'm the same guy she ....
But she and thicker and longer!