Текст песни Квартал 95 - Самый худший день

Once a year I wake up at dawn
Like a goat I ride for a bouquet
Like a ram I look at a shop window What to give?
I wipe all the vases in the sideboard
Cleaning under the rim of the toilet
Clara Zetkin I want to resurrect and kill

Worst day I had yesterday
With her in boutiques in the morning
There at the checkout a man gave me
Longest check
The worst borscht I cooked yesterday
But he took it off the stove - he poured it on himself
Heard our whole house 10 times in a row
The most Russian mate

While I was learning lessons with my son -
You taught everyone to sing karaoke
And the champagne flowed like a sparkling river
One hundred sambuc, one hundred tequilas and two beers
You celebrated the holiday beautifully
They brought your body home in the morning

At 5:02 I fell asleep and suddenly heard
Loudest sound waaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The most evil taxi driver brought my mother-in-law
I listened for 2 hours about her arthrosis
But he promised me to pick her up at 6
The best father-in-law