Текст песни Крыс и Шмендра - Песня про трусы

Scottish warriors wear skirts,
under which no panties.
they are braver than anyone in the world,
They chase the dogs anegliyskih
British soldiers walk in the pants
under which there are cowards
they are braver than anyone in the world
they do not sirashny Scottish dogs

As we put in,
as we are stuck,
as we are stuck, my God! ..
As we put in,
as we are stuck -
to you so stuck too ...

Irish soldiers, too, are not weak
not weaker than the English dogs
Irish soldiers go to pubs -
spend on drink your pants
French soldiers devour frogs
and they rot on the vine
Hearing the sounds of British guns
Briefs change five times a day

Teutonic warriors go systems
in copper armor on top of the pants
they suffer from hemorrhoids
but kept the best French hounds
brave warriors of the tribe mbvaga
unaware of shorts
they generally courage to ***
*** and lost in the sky

Indian soldiers smoking pipes
scoring them cowards English
they tinned stomachs
eggs and tight as a drum
Icelandic soldiers flaunt
in shorts from fish scales
at the sight of the enemy bare
smelling fish their swords

Jewish soldiers wear sidelocks,
obscuring briefs
Jewish soldiers build pubs,
Irish dogs coming and going
Tartar warriors devour horsemeat
flashing panties all steppes
Tatar warrior - this beast,
all except horse meat, for it *** m.
Slavic soldiers of otymeyut
despite briefs
He and generally anything not look down,
but vodka and sausages.