Текст песни алексей шмелев - Я - лох

I do not Beckham, Figo and not Raul,
I do not have stitches and wounds from bullets,
I have no medals for bravery in combat,
and how the Basque perhaps I can hardly sing!
I do not have yachts and football teams,
after I do not conduct the concerts, parades,
I have friends and acquaintances in the Kremlin,
I'm in a suit with a flag is not walked on the moon!
Chorus: I - Loch !!
of my hand does not grow cobwebs,
Yes and how Raffaell do not paint the picture!
I do not jock, and my triceps are not durable,
I'm from the front is not Tom Cruise, and in the profile - not very.
I smoke in discotheques, like the hedgehog in the fog,
and never called to appear in advertisements,
I box of matches do not do the raft!
Now who will say that I am not a freak?
Chorus: I - Loch !!