Текст песни Иван Панфилов - Если

If all MPs
Fucked each other in the ass ,
If all the candidates
Suddenly stood up to all the masters ,
Oh, if all of the insults
We picked up a rather automatic,
Oh, if all persons with disabilities
Rushed crowd on the coin .

If...
Oh, if only ...

If everyone in this world
Quit drinking and smoking ,
If you are sitting in the outhouse
Not stretched hand to masturbate ,
Oh, if a drunk driver ,
The bus did not turn into a paradise ,
Oh, if the sun at its zenith
Warmed their homeland in the winter .

If...
Oh, if only ...

If all prostitutes
They gave for nothing ,
If stomachache
Not forced to moan ...