Текст песни Гришковец Евгений и Бигуди - Про НАСТОЯЩЕГО мужчину

Summer
All the women wore light fabric
Cafe
Sunsets and beautiful girl in the cafe
It passes between the tables
And all the male population of the cafe
Collapses head and accompanies her eyes
And only one man
I do not tempted to knock heels
He looked at the woman glaza which came into the cafe ...

REAL MAN !!!

The guy asks friends:
- Children! Give briefly borrow money?! ..
They are:
- Why would you? You recently received a salary!
- Here! All loaned ....
- Who ???? !!!
- Well, remember my ex Svetku?! ... That's it ...
- So what ??? !!
- Well, her husband's birthday ... It is ... lent for a gift ...
- And you gave ????? !!!
 And he said:
- Well, of course! And where would go? ...

REAL MAN !!!

I'M HERE! I always and everywhere !!! DO NOT FORGET !!!

It turns out the company of the theater
And friends say:
- Well ?? !! Let's go have a drink somewhere and talk
And one says:
- No children I will not go ... no mood ...
- And what ??? !!
- Yes, the film snagged the film ... Paul cried ...
And they are:
- Are you crying or something ??? !!
- Yeah guys, sex film cried ...

REAL MAN !!!

Friends call a friend and say:
- Well ??? You are going ??? In the morning fishing !!!
He says:
- Oh guys .. In any way can not ...
And they are:
- What ??? !!
- My daughter got sick ... It is necessary to sit down with her ....
And they are:
- You what ????? That does not sit someone or something ????? Tiffany and his wife do not have or what ????? Are you - not a man ?????
He says:
- Guys ... I guess I'm not a man .... My daughter got sick ... I want her to sit ....

REAL MAN !!!

I'M HERE! I always and everywhere !!! DO NOT FORGET !!!

Large office
And goes down the hall Head
CHIEF
And his face is clear that everything is very bad ...
ALL very bad!
Still shy away from it
And he comes to the accounting
And there accountant
He is asking:
- Well, how are you?
She throws up his hands in fright
And he said:
- Yes? But I see you have a new hairstyle ... It really goes to you! Very!

REAL MAN !!!

Receding aircraft on takeoff
Man and woman fly south
And she is afraid to fly
She drank whiskey \ cognac - does not help
Crying - scared
He ITS hugs, soothing, he says:
- What do you mean? ... On the plane to fly is not as dangerous as driving a car ...
And he clung to the handrail with his free hand so that his fingers were white and sweat on his forehead
He is afraid to fly even more, but she calms down!

REAL MAN !!!
I'M HERE !!! I always and everywhere !!! DO NOT FORGET !!!

I'M HERE !!! I always and everywhere !!! DO NOT FORGET !!!

I'M HERE !!! I always and everywhere !!! DO NOT FORGET !!!