Im the guy who sits next to you
And reads the newspaper over your shoulder
Wait
Dont turn the page
Im not finished
Life is so uncertain
Here I am
Yes its me
Take my hand
And youll see
Here I am
Yes its true
All I want
Girl is you
Given that true intellectual and emotional compatability
Are at the very least difficult
If not impossible to come by
We could always opt for the more temporal gratification
Of sheer physical attraction
That wouldnt make you a shallow person
Would it
Here I am
Yes its me
Take my hand
And youll see
Here I am
Yes its true
All I want
Girl is you
If ford is to chevrolet
What dodge is to chrysler
What corn flakes are to post toasties
What the clear blue sky is to the deep blue sea
What hank williams is to neil armstrong
Can you doubt we were made for each other
Here I am
Yes its me
Take my hand
And youll see
Here I am
Yes its true
All I want
Girl is you
Look
I understand too little too late
I realize there are things you say and do
You can never take back
But what would you be if you didnt even try
You have to try
So after a lot of thought
Id like to reconsider
Please
If its not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Here I am
Yes its me
Take my hand
And youll see
Here I am
Yes its true
All I want
Girl is you
