Making my way online
Clicking fast
Pages pass
And I’m Homestuck
Staring blankly ahead
Just tryin’ to make sense, tryin’ to make sense
Of the plot
Need an update
Where’s my update
And now I wonder
If I had not seen Cascade first
Would I have drilled on through the worst?
Now I know I’d read a thousand acts
If it would just update
Tonight
It’s always times like these
That I theorize
And I agonize
And Hussie’s toying with me
And everything’s so wrong
But we all belong
This fandom’s nothing like you’ve ever seen
I need an update
Gimme that update
Sometimes I wonder
If I had stopped before Act 5
Would my dead muse be this alive?
‘Cause you know I’d read a thousand acts
If it would just update
Tonight
And I, I
Just wanna let you know
I, I
Drown in the shipping feels
I, I
Don’t want to let this go
I, I don’t…
Making my way online
Clicking fast
Pages pass
And I’m Homestuck
Staring blankly ahead
I try to make sense, try to make sense
Of the plot
Still need that update
Oh where’s my update
I start to wonder…
If I had not seen Cascade first
Would I have drilled on through the worst?
Now I know I’d read a thousand acts
If it would just update…
Oh-oh
If I had stopped before Act 5
Would my dead muse be this alive?
‘Cause you know I’d read a thousand acts
If it would just update
Oh Hussie, don’t be late
Tonight
