A mole that skewered through the brain
A moose quite clinically insane
Why is it always funny
When innocence is so unlucky
Anteater's bursting from inside
A beaver sliced and diced and fried
So many options for the carnage
That we're always counting on
On and on it goes with furry bodies
Threwn across the streets
And parking lots
They never see it coming
But it always does
And when it's here
It's hard to stop
The joy that comes from
Seeing organs on a spring
A head stuck in a hive
Molting lava drowning
Cuteness bleeding from the eyes
Asphyxiation's best
When no one is around
Watch out for a sprinkler
Through the head
When candies on the ground
On and on it goes with furry bodies
Threwn across the streets
And parking lots
They never see it coming
But it always does
And when it's here
It's hard to stop
The joy that comes from
Joy that comes from
Seeing organs on a spring
A head stuck in a hive
Molting lava drowning
Cuteness bleeding from the eyes
Asphyxiation's best
When no one is around
Watch out for a sprinkler
Through the head
When candies on the ground
