I reflect on my reflection
And I ask myself the question
What's the right direction to go
I don't know
Am I a man or am I a muppet (Am I a muppet)
If I'm a muppet then I'm a very manly muppet (Very manly muppet)
Am I a muppet (Muppet)
Or am I a man (Am I a man)
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man (A muppet of a man)
I look into these eyes
And I don't recognize
The one I see inside
It's time for me to decide
Am I a man or am I a muppet?
(Am I a muppet)
If I'm a muppet, well I'm a very manly muppet
(Very manly muppet)
Am I a muppet (Muppet)
Or am I a man (Am I a man)
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man (A muppet of a man)
Here I go again
I'm always running out of time
I think I've made up my mind
Now I understand who I am
I'm a man
I'm a muppet
I'm a muppet of a man
I'm a very manly muppet
I'm a muppet of man
That's what I am
