Текст песни Doctor Laser - You're a Mean one Jack Noir

You’re a mean one, Jack Noir
You never learned to feel!
You’re as jolly as an Ogre
With a heart as warm as steel
Jack Nooooooo-iiir!
You’re a psychopath who’s gonna,
Wreck the battlefield!

You’re a monster, Jack Noir
You’re worse than every troll!
Your thoughts are filled with murder
You’ve got hatred in your soul
Jack Nooooooo-iiir!
I wouldn’t touch you with an,
Astronomical-Unit Pole!

You’re a vile one, Jack Noir
You’ve got a lying scumbag smile!
You have all the sensibility
Of a corporate nakkadile
Jack Nooooooo-iiir!
Given the choice between the two of you,
I’d take the corporate nakkadile!

You’re a foul one, Jack Noir
With an overcrowded trunk!
Your deck is full of ratty spades
And bulging with hunk rump
Jack Nooooooo-iiir!
The three words that best describe you,
Are as follows and I quote:
Slick!
Slack!
Slunk!

You’re a rotter, Jack Noir
You’re the king of dersite crocks!
Your heart’s a lump of cruxite
Marked with awful, messy cuts
Jack Nooooooo-iiir!
Your inventory is an appalling dump heap,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable cutlery imaginable
Mangled up in magazine scots!

You nauseate me, Jack Noir
With your nauseous black romance!
You’re a crooked gangly gangster,
And you wield a twisted horse,
Jack Nooooooo-iiir!
You’re a three-decker marble and crude-oil sandwich,
With Crocker soup-sauce!