Blonde hair
Derp eyes
Always thinkin'
Ooo ooo
Derpy Hooves is on the loose like
Ooo ooo, ooo ooo
Spaced out
Confused
Expression so like
Ooo ooo
Ditzy doo is on the move like
Ooo ooo, ooo ooo ooo
And I...
Just screw things up
Just screw things up
Just screw things up
To goof around
And I...
Just derp things up
Just derp things up
Just derp things up
To be a clown
I think I should know ...
How...
To act like like a normal filly
But get so bored and just have to spazz out
Now...
D E R P's
Just the vice I use to herp and let it all out
Wow...
There's no need to worry
Cuz derpin, I just can't live without
Now...
D E R P's
Just the vice I use to herp and let it all out
Muffins
Bubble butt
Favorite things like
Ooo ooo
Derpy hooves is not discreet like
Ooo ooo, ooo ooo
Wild-eyed
Mail mare
Loosin it like
Ooo ooo
Ditzy Doo is trottin through like
Ooo ooo, ooo ooo ooo
And I...
Just screw things up
Just screw things up
Just screw things up
To goof around
And I...
Just derp things up
Just derp things up
Just derp things up
To be a clown
I think I should know ...
How...
To act like like a normal filly
But get so bored and just have to spazz out
Now...
D E R P's
Just the vice I use to herp and let it all out
Wow...
There's no need to worry
Cuz derpin, I just can't live without
Now...
D E R P's
Just the vice I use to herp and let it all out
You know that medication
Just won't work on me
I don't need glasses to help me see
I derp and do it willingly
Cause derpin is better than drugs
You can derp it too
No matter where you are
Don't even need a cool mail car
Cross your eyes and you'll go so-o far
Cause derpin is better than drugs
I think I should know ...
How...
To act like like a normal filly
But get so bored and just have to spazz out
Now...
D E R P's
Just the vice I use to herp and let it all out
Wow...
There's no need to worry
Cuz derpin, I just can't live without
Now...
D E R P's
Just the vice I use to herp and let it all out
