Not everyone in New York would pay to see Andrew Lloyd Webber,
May his trousers fall down as he bows to the Queen and the Crown.
I don't know what tune the orchestra played
But it went by me sickly sentimental.
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
Tammy Baker's got a lot on her plate.
Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake?
Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave.
The band of the night take you to ethereal heights over dinner
And you wander the streets never reaching the heights that you seek.
And the sugar that dripped from the violin's bow made the children go crazy,
Put a hole in the tooth of a hag.
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
Tammy Baker must be losing her faith, yeah.
Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake?
Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave.
And dogs are on the road, we're all tempting fate,
Cars are shooting by with no number plates
And here comes Missis Hairy legs.
I saw Elvis Presley walk out of a '7-Eleven'
And a woman gave birth to a baby and then bowled 257.
Now the excess of fat on your American bones
Will cushion the impact as you sink like a stone.
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
Tammy Baker, Tammy Baker!
Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake?
Cheap Picasso, cheap Picasso fake!
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
Kathy Straker, boy, could she lose some weight?
Can I buy another slice of real estate?
Liberace must be laughing in his grave.
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake,
Piece of that thing on a plate?
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?..
